Watch a supercut of the most withering Emoji Movie reviews

Show Full Article Among the critics featured in the supercut are the New York Post‘s   Johnny Okeksinski, who wrote, “Please restore my eyes to their factory settings!”;   Vulture‘s Emily Yoshida, who called Emoji “one of the darkest, most dismaying films I have ever seen”; and of course   EW’s own Darren Franich, who said, “Watching The Emoji Movie is like staring into an existential abyss.”
Watch the video above for more. On the other hand, if you’re looking to luxuriate in the brutal appraisals, ScreenCrush has you covered with a new video highlighting “the best bad reviews” of Sony’s smartphone-set animated comedy. If you were pressed for time, you could sum up critics’ reviews of   The Emoji Movie with a combination of a thumbs-down icon, a sad face, and a Patrick Stewart-voiced poop emoji.